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Overheard/Seen in Philadelphia

1. Woman reading a book entitled “Act Like a Woman, Think Like a Man”.  The author?  STEVE HARVEY.

2. Little kid holding skateboard, clutching his crotch:  “Aw, it hit me in the stomach of the nuts!”
His friend:  “The stomach of the nuts?”

3. Homeless man outside Oscar’s Pub last night (aka “RiddleMan”):  “What’s long and black and sits between two nuts?  Sansom Street.”

Seeing as this was in one day, the list will keep growing.